Who Said It: Ariel Pink or Glenn Beck?

Ariel Pink is best known for his bizarro-world Phil Spector sugar bomb songs but what comes out of his mouth when he's not singing is what has made him infamous: strange rants amid interviews, wild theories on uncomfortable topics, or recounting being maced by a woman he was on a date with. We thought we'd stack his words against another inflammatory pop culture figure: conservative pundit Glenn Beck. Pink might be a professed socialist, a label that Beck frequently hurls as a slur, but at their peak moments, these two dudes land on some common ground.

Can you tell the difference between a Beck quote and a Pink bite? Test yourself with our fun quiz.

 Who Said It: Ariel Pink or Glenn Beck?

1. "How come women don’t go whistling after men in the street?... Men are obviously slaves to their penises in a way that women aren’t because they don’t have penises."
   
   
2. “I'm not a sex expert but I'm -- you know, I'm thinking, you know, you're ugly and, you know, that's a tough one to overcome especially if you're a woman. If you're a guy, that's not hard to overcome. I'm sorry. That's just the way the world is.”
   
   
3. "I've got some rules, too, and rule number one is, don't tease the panther."
   
   
4. “Think about all those people in jail [in North Korea] – are they all in jail? What’s keeping them there? They like being there – well, that makes them kind of the same as us. You know, at least they think that they like being there. ”
   
   
5. "I'm, in effect, a country-bumpkin. I blend in with the diversity and dystopia surrounding me, suspicious of government-media conspiracies.”
   
   
6. “You are looking hot in leather. I'm wearing leather pants right now. Oh, no, I'm not wearing pants."
   
   
7. "Everybody’s a victim, except for small, white, nice guys who just want to make their moms proud and touch some boobies."
   
   
8. "How do guys have sex with guys? They don't have vaginas."
   
   
9. "People want their own interpretation of history. We're compartmentalizing, forgetting what came directly before, like it's not a big deal. That, to me, is a crime. It's going to lead to the end of everything, to people not being interested in anything or who they are."
   
   
10. "In a sense I'm just the town fool that gets to do whatever he wants, and I'm so thankful for that."
    
    
11. "We are all faceless. We're all worried that we're being sucked into these woods, that we have no idea what's in there."
    
    
12. "Man, I look good in pink."
    
    

Answers: 1. AP 2. GB 3. GB 4. AP 5. AP 6. GB 7. AP 8. AP 9. AP 10. AP 11. GB 12. GB